Yes. the rumors are true: Slammy once aspired to become the world’s greatest basketball player. Unfortunately. Slammy didn’t get selected in the NBA draft because he is what the pros call. vertically challenged. Lucky for Slammy (and everyone else). the same qualities that make amazing basketball players also make amazing moisturizers: smooth moves. creamy texture. undying commitment to excellence. etc.

It just goes to show…greatness comes in all shapes and sizes!

Slammy Dimensions:?11 1/2 H x 6 D x 7 1/2W

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Slammy the Squoosh

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